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[prayformefather]

So, everyone neglected to mention the biweekly murder sprees around here. [And all that it's really doing is undermining your argument of yeah you totally belong here with all the crazy mass murderers who apparently do this sort of thing more than twice in their life. :V]

Anything else that didn't make it into the welcome packet new people should be aware of?

Comments

[strangehistorian]

That doesn't happen all the time! I'm afraid this week was just bad luck.

[prayformefather]

And how often do we have this kind of bad luck?

[strangehistorian]

Perhaps once a month, but not two out of every three days.

[prayformefather]

That's still not great odds.

[strangehistorian]

It's... better.