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[prayformefather]

So, everyone neglected to mention the biweekly murder sprees around here. [And all that it's really doing is undermining your argument of yeah you totally belong here with all the crazy mass murderers who apparently do this sort of thing more than twice in their life. :V]

Anything else that didn't make it into the welcome packet new people should be aware of?

Comments

[strangehistorian]

That doesn't happen all the time! I'm afraid this week was just bad luck.

[trenchcoatedly]

These types of attacks are actually unusual; it's bad luck you came at such a time.

[peektuttut]

Keep your fingers crossed that we don't get a gender-swapping flood next week.

[ Video ]

[surfaceshine]

[Have a wry smirk and a smartass remark, Luther. We know you wanted one.]

What, they don't have those back where you're from?

[ichoosefight]

Sometimes a megalomaniac will try to take over and enslave all of us, too.

[onceandfutureprat]

There's magic.

[most_feared]

You might end up a dog.

I was a dog once.

[Deep thoughts. By Kay.]

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[demigoddess]

Are you glad you asked? I wasn't. [ But what can you do? ]