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So, everyone neglected to mention the biweekly murder sprees around here. [And all that it's really doing is undermining your argument of yeah you totally belong here with all the crazy mass murderers who apparently do this sort of thing more than twice in their life. :V]

Anything else that didn't make it into the welcome packet new people should be aware of?

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That doesn't happen all the time! I'm afraid this week was just bad luck.

And how often do we have this kind of bad luck?

Perhaps once a month, but not two out of every three days.

That's still not great odds.

It's... better.

These types of attacks are actually unusual; it's bad luck you came at such a time.

So everyone keeps telling me.

Keep your fingers crossed that we don't get a gender-swapping flood next week.

I think I'd take that over being violently murdered by some psychopath.

Oh, me too. It's not that bad, really, but I have no desire to do it again.

It's happened to you?

Once. So far.

Sounds like a blast.

Oh, yeah. Bras are the greatest things to wear, ever.

[Have a wry smirk and a smartass remark, Luther. We know you wanted one.]

What, they don't have those back where you're from?

They're usually pretty far away from me.

Well hell, where's the fun in that? You need to get the season pass next time - better value, better seats.

Pass.

Joykill.

Maybe.

Did anyone mention the jabberwocky?

Not yet.

Good, because there ain't one.

...as far as I know.

Sometimes a megalomaniac will try to take over and enslave all of us, too.

Sounds like fun.

It's a party alright. But that's what happens when you fill a boat with criminals and the mentally unstable.

Go figure.

I figure that's why there are so many superheroes around.

There's magic.

You mean like how death isn't permanent and there's a good chance we're gonna wake up tomorrow morning as different people?

More or less.

Then yeah, I had heard.

You might end up a dog.

I was a dog once.

[Deep thoughts. By Kay.]

Sounds like fun.

Are you glad you asked? I wasn't. [ But what can you do? ]

Better to get it all out now than freak out when it happens.

I'm fairly certain we'll have plenty of opportunities to freak out anyway.

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